Navigating our Channels

Welcome aboard! If you’ve just joined this Telegram group and find yourself confused—or maybe even wondering what you’ve gotten yourself into with a name like “Autist Kitchen”—don’t worry. That’s completely normal.

Take a little time to explore, listen in, and see how others are approaching their plays. Within a few weeks, you'll likely find yourself sharing tips, calling shots, and helping the next wave of newcomers—hopefully with a few extra thousands of dollars in your portfolio.

Crypto moves fast, and so do we. Stick around—it gets interesting quickly.

🎙️ Announcements

Stay In the Loop
This is where you'll find all important announcements, event updates, and helpful reminders—everything you need to stay informed and up to speed.

🔥 Wizard’s Kitchen Degen Chat

Where the Wizard Drops His Degen Plays

This is the channel for all the high-risk, high-reward trades from the Wizards. These plays can move fast, so always calculate your risk before jumping in. Protecting your account comes first, even when you’re chasing big gains.

Where Are All the Calls?

You might be wondering:
“Where are the trade calls?”
“Why are there only two posts in the Alpha Channel this week?”

Good questions—and this group is your answer.

This chat focuses on coins listed on exchanges, not just meme tokens or random low-caps. Admins and analysts drop calls here at totally unexpected times—whether it's an obscure altcoin no one's heard of, a market-wide 15% crash sparked by FTX, or a major regulation shift. You might even see someone casually post, “Just bought $50K of XYZ.” And surprisingly often, that coin could go on to deliver a solid 30% gain in just a few days.

These calls reflect how our analysts actually trade:
High-conviction ideas, higher-risk setups, and the occasional lotto punt. It's fast-paced and a little chaotic, but packed with alpha. Keep a close eye on pinned messages—that’s where the gold lives.

If You’re Busy With Real Life—No Problem
Do you have a job, a partner, or kids, or do you just not want to spend 12 hours glued to your phone? Totally fine. You won’t miss the important stuff—we always pin key trade ideas at the top of the chat.

If you do have the time and want to learn, here’s how to get started:

✅ Read the pinned messages — they’ll help you get up to speed quickly
✅ Follow admin calls — especially if you're still learning
✅ Do your own research when others post trades—some ideas are solid, others... not so much
✅ Ask questions if you're unsure—we have a helpful community
⛔ No crazy leverage — Posts with leverage over 20x will be deleted
🚫 Don’t post memecoins from the Autist Kitchen here — unless an admin brings it up, this isn’t the place for them

Helpful Terms to Know
• "NL" – Our newsletter
• "Spot bag" – Your long-term holdings of a coin (not leveraged)

# Autist Kitchen

Welcome to the Kitchen: High Risk, Low Reward
Yes, you read that right. The motto here is “High risk, low reward”—but somehow, these end up being some of the highest ROI trades across the board.

This chat never sleeps. You’ll see coin suggestions flying in 24/7, often for brand-new meme tokens and experimental plays. Many of these trades happen in the wild west of Solana-based memecoins, so keep that in mind before diving in.

We do our best to filter out scams, but no one can catch everything. Sometimes the community gets behind a coin that crashes anyway. That’s the nature of this space.
Some call these markets “PvP” (player vs. player)—because, unlike regular exchanges, here you're trading directly against others, and people will gladly take your money if you're not careful.

Helpful Terms to Know

• “Rugged” – A scam where the devs dump their coins, crash the price, and disappear with your money.

• “PvP” – Player versus player—you’re not trading against a market, you’re trading against each other.

• “Devs” – The creators of the coin. Sometimes geniuses, sometimes ghosts.

• “Ape” – When you buy into a coin impulsively, usually hoping to get rich quickly.

• “CA” (Contract Address) – The unique address to which you send your funds in order to receive the coin. Always double-check it.

• “I just aped 5 into cumrocket” – Translation: I just bought 5 SOL worth of Cumrocket coin. Interpretation: Either “I’m a certified degen” or “I’m richer than you think.”

🎮 Gaming Chat

Chat about the latest gaming coins. You’ll find some very lucrative long-term plays here. 

💱 Stocks & Options

Do you know what the 18th sentence of chapter 5 of the Intelligent Investor book says? If so, please go somewhere else. The group chat suggests stocks and options, particularly regarding the Newsletter calls on options. 

💸 Farming

Best options for staking and farming. There are lots of smart guys in there.

🧠 Mind Wizdom

A place to share or listen, primarily to encourage people to value their mental health and improve their trading psychology. Remember, everyone has bad days or months, or things don’t seem to be adding up quite right. You’re always welcome to share or get advice. Don’t forget you’re never alone, especially not with 1000’s of like-minded autists one click away.

🏖 Lounge Chat

Talk about anything and everything. From traveling to good food, this is a space to connect with others and share your thoughts!

 📚 The Edge - An Association of Tools by Associazione

Most people say this is our community's most valuable aspect beyond the money-printing calls. Every Wednesday at 5 pm EST, Asso and other esteemed analysts discuss the current markets and teach about their trading strategies, value gaps, long-term investments, and money management. They will also cover live tickers and answer your questions. If you can’t make it, watch the recordings, but this is hands down the first place to start and the fastest way to cover your investment in this community.